brilliant!

Sometimes, I'm really foul. I went to get a trim and color Friday and Mike asked me if I wanted a mag - not me, I carry a book all the time. He handed Anansi Boys out of my bag, commented on the great cover graphic and asked if "he" was a good author. My mouth opened before I could think about it, "If I had a dick, I'd skull fuck him." Granted, that's about the biggest compliment I can think of, to be so turned on my someone's brain I'd want to fuck it. I totally have a geek crush on Neil Gaiman...and truth be told, I'd take his gray matter to town.